219. புத்தாண்டு வாழ்த்துகள்: template

தோழர்களுக்கும் உறவினர்களுக்கும் நண்பர்களுக்கும் புத்தாண்டு வாழ்த்துச் செய்தியை அனுப்ப முனைந்தேன். ஆனால், உள்குத்து இல்லாமல், எந்த ஒரு நபரையும் காயப்படுத்தாத வாழ்த்துச் செய்தி அனுப்புவது அவ்வளவு சுலபம் இல்லை. எனவே, என் வழக்கறிஞர் துணையோடு, அவர் அறிவுரைப்படி, கீழ்க்கண்டவாறு கூற விழைகிறேன்.

Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, the best wishes of the owner of "தெரியல” (sometimes hereinafter referred to as the "wisher") for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this world great, (not to imply that Georgian Calendar is necessarily greater than any other calendar), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee (or lack thereof with regards to any or all of such factors) (and further not to imply that the winter should be considered a holiday for those afflicted, through no fault of their own, with some form of psychological or physical depression occasioned by the natural reduction of sunlight or increase in precipitation due to seasonal factors (or increase/reduction for those in the so-called Southern Hemisphere.))

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Have a Happy New Year 2008!